Jake's Cali Adventures!

Jake's Cali Adventures!

If you think you know me, your probably right. But how well do you REALLY know me? Here is a little test. And remember there are no wrong answers. some are just wronger than others. If you answer a question with a funny remark it is automatically correct. But I have final say on whats funny or not. The questions start easy and stay that way. Good luck!

1. What is a number I might like?

2. Whenever I go swimming I like to use this stroke a lot.

3. Funbags. What is the definition of this word?

4. I can run. I can Jump. I can _____. Fill in the blank.

5. Rubber. Do I like it?

6. How much is to much? Please answer in a number format.

7. I'm going to die when I am ___ years old. Fill in the blank.

8. How would I answer this question. How did the chicken cross the road?

9. Name a word I like.

10. On a scale of 1 to 100 how gay am I? 1 being not 100 being very.

Heres your bonus! Whats my favorite body part?

I made these questions myself one late night, so I do know they are stupid and practically groundless. E-mail me your answers and I'll get back to you with a score from 1 to 100. Hint: The answer to # 10 is not 100.

Don't forget to add this site to your favorites. I know I havn't. My God I love myself. And you should to. Love me I mean. And if you don't I'll sick Hobson on you. Don't think I can't either he does anything I say. Except for shave my back... I'm naturally hairy. What? Anyone who doesn't know Hobson should be that much more afraid.

Thank Rich C. for the update. He's been buggin me about it. And if you don't like the changes then complain to him too.

Make me happy by sending me a swell E-mail.

Ya I'm talkin to you.

So get to it.

Heres a quick link to it. I know how lazy you all are. fyrj@comcast.net

Number one in the hood G.